fucking cuddle with me you bitch
I play a very dangerous game
it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs
"Shh I’m gonna try and get that for you"is the single best description for my relationship with my OC ever
Lmao I won’t share the followers thing because I’m lazy
but uhhh facts about myself
1; im not actually an axew irl
2; im actually a toilet irl
3; i like da booty
4; dinosaurs are cool
5; im currently typing out fact #5 about myself
IDK HOW LONG AGO THIS WAS BUT FOR SOME REASON THIS DIDNT SHOW UP IN MY ASK BOX UNTIL NOW?
I’m always aware lmao
Where the OTPs live
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO
I like when we talk. Sometimes we run out of things to say, or things to talk about but we still manage to keep the conversation going. Sometimes though, I must admit, that I feel like I’m so clingy. But that’s only because I really really like talking to you. A message from you makes me smile in an instant.
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
"Um… I was talking about the Crystal Pepsi part."